Wednesday, January 14, 2009

How to Live a Healthy Life

At work, I was kind of feeling shitty;
I went in the bathroom and pulled
down my pants;

I pulled down my long underwear
and bent over to observe
my groin;

my right ball was swollen,
and when I fondled it,
on its bottom-side,
it felt solid.

I couldn't help but think of Tom Green;
remember that guy?

I tried sleeping;
I tried eating, again;
I stopped riding my bike,

but my ball was still swollen.

1 comment:

shauna said...

i really like this blog, it makes me feel good and bad at the same time, which i think is the best thing a writer can ask for, later

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