Barack Obama on the Phone

I just received a text message with a picture of Barack Obama praying and the words:

Dear God I pray
4 protecion
from evil
optimum
health,wisdom,me
ntal
clarity&political
prosperity 4
Barack Obama
as he seeks to
become our
president Amen.
Please vote
.Every vote
counts he needs
u we need u
send to friends&
family. Please
take time out 2
pray and vote.

I replied with the words:

Fuck off.

I really hope that whoever sent me that text wasn't an actual friend of mine who thinks I still have their number on my cell. It was a 561 number, which is where I lived once, but I didn't know whose number it was.

I understand that a lot of people in this country need to be pushed to get things done, but when I get pushed I punch back. Two months ago I was all about voting for Obama. After the past month, not so much anymore. Right now on my left wrist I have written in green ink, "vote?"

*UPDATE*

I voted for Barack Obama today. I kinda did not want to because of all the annoying supporters who've been pushing the guy down my throat for the past month, but then I thought I shouldn't let those stupid kids destroy my first opportunity to vote for an American president. Nonetheless I want to declare this: FUCK AMERICA.

*UPDATE*

I have declared myself the most shittalking shittalker in the shittalker world.