Wednesday, November 26, 2008

How to Fix a Broken Heart

Cut a square hole into your chest. Remove your heart, tell it goodbye (it has no more power over you) and place it in a pail. Fill the pail with cement. While waiting for the cement to solidify, shoot up some junk. Drop the pail into the Atlantic Ocean. Next time beautiful eyes and tears cloud your mind, remember that you once had a heart but it lies on the ocean floor; you cannot reach it. Tell her you're sorry.

Two reviews, one by Jeff T. Kane and the other by Joe La Rosa, of the Andy Riverbed debut collection, Damaged, are now available to read here.

Another review of Damaged is available at What to Wear During an Orange Alert? done by Jason Jordan.

Thanks Jason, Joe, and Jeff. Anyone think it's weird that all my reviewers' names start with J? No? Hmmmm.....

Also a new book, Here Lies an American Dreamer, by the infamous P.H. Madore is now available here.

Tell everyone you know.

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